I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Damn victory sex feels great
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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