Christians are straight up FREAKS
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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