My brain says no but my pants say off.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Randomize
