OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
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It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
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i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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