Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
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They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
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Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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