Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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