Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
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We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
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You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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