He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
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How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
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ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I am available for nakedness
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
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