You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Randomize