He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
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This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
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gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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