Have you finally orgasmed yet?
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
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Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
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I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
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