Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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