Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
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almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
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Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
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