Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
My ATM looks so different sober.
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Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
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I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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