Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
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so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
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buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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