She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
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Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
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Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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