I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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