i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
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I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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