just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
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The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
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Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
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