We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
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