scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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