Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
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She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
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sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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