dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
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Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
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I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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