Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
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Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
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Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I still have a little drunk in my system
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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