I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
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My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
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I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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