My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize
