It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
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I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
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The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
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