if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
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You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
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My vagina is officially offended.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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