I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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