So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I look better un-naked...
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
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My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
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For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
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