no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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