ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
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At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
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I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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