belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
not ubering you a puppy
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
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