In the future we'll all be gay
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Who would have guessed that ordering a vodka lemonade at Roscoe's was code for I want a hand job
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
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Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
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Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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