Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
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Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
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It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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