Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
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He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
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You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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