when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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