thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
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Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
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You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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