whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
I think people are normalizing furries
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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