i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
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I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
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If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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