And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
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