I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
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Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
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Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
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