I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
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went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
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what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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