we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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