She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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