she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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