He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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