Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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