Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
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you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
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She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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