It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
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I need you to use more vowels.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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