you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
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I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
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Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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