Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
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dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
I intend to get homeless drunk
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
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If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"