I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.