He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
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i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
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Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
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